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May 5th

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”
by yukikzas May 3, 2024
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May 11

National post chris day, post any screenshot you have of chris to embarrass him
“Omg it’s may 11? I have to participate in national post chris day!!
by rubiivertt May 10, 2024
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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
by PannyRipper May 22, 2024
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May 3

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture
by nxjsu May 3, 2024
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may theory

The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many
“Its May 1st!”
Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
Search it up on urban dictionary!”
by maddie dalsh May 4, 2023
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May 26

The hottest person was born on this day.
by M1aSdUrr4nT^^ October 4, 2025
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May 23

Kiss your crush on the ass-day!
Person: omg she/he is so cute
Person2: kiss she/him on the ass!
Person: why?
Person2: it’s May 23!
by kaclyman May 23, 2022
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