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MongoDB

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system
mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up
by themasterslacker September 4, 2025
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mongodb

a sales team that happens to own a "web scale" database management system
mongodb is web scale, you turn it on and it scales right up
by themasterslacker September 4, 2025
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Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.
Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*
by Goofier October 5, 2025
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Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation
Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching
by gv_86 October 11, 2025
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Mongtard

Longform word for a mechanical just capable
Example overfills car with oil while ser icing at home. Son exclaims "dad your a mongtard"
by Yes it's funny April 29, 2025
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Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.
Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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