Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024

grbr Magic

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a previously widely considered bad song, and turns it into a widely considered fantastic song.

Yep, that's grbr Magic for you.

by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024

grbr Magic

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a widely considered bad song, and makes it into a widely considered fantastic song.

Yep, that's grbr magic for you.

by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024

Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister

by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024

Meatball Magic

When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!

by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024

The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.

During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.

by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026