Josh

Stupid, annoying and all around retarded. He has a really big ego, its about as big as his head. He just wants a girlfriend to date not because he likes you. So never ever go out with a Josh because they are stupid.

"Josh is so dumb"
"Yeah I know right"

by YouwillneverknowYou2 October 24, 2018

Joshing Up

To flake coming to an event or social gathering.

Damn Kevin keeps joshing up.

by Martymcly13 November 5, 2016

Josh nutter

This is a sexy specimen and should be worshiped by all. He is often found in his natural habitat of greggs and eating his native food of steak bakes.

Oh look, it is the sexy josh nutter eating a steak bake in greggs.

by Walkerboi November 16, 2020

Josh

Josh is awash with talent, bravery, beauty, intelligence, and heart. He is the best listener. His mindfulness makes you wonder what intimacy with him would be like. You will want Josh to be your knight in shining armor. The lesson being that you save yourself before you can be with Josh. That he has a lot of responsibility that you shouldn’t add to but rather help make his load lighter and be free together.

He will feel familiar. An old soul. You will be your most at ease with Josh. You will want all of Josh’s dreams to come true, provided he is dreaming from a place where he knows his own brilliant light is priceless.

If you never see Josh again, know that all is well with him and with you.

Josh, the perfect BFF.

Josh is in high demand with the ladies.

Josh, do you see that you are the pearl in the lion’s den?

by #3333 May 20, 2019

Josh

Someone who can maintain a well functioning high for up to years at a time

Damn...it dont even seem like you high josh

by Wiseone- June 5, 2020

JOSH

Josh loves tic tacs!

"Hey josh what do u like?"
"I love tic tacs!"

by UnoReverse July 24, 2019

Josh-shot

Within the context of a multiplayer shooter; to rapidly sequence between aiming down your weapon’s sights to aiming from the hip multiple times per second for the purpose of making the act of “quick-scoping” easier. Although many will claim that this act would not broadly qualify as a “true quick-scope”.

All this fucker can do is Josh-shot! Kick him!

by B-DogMW2 May 6, 2023