Poo bum egg

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback
Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*
by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 05, 2019
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Pokey bum time

A game involving poking each other in the bum.
Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”
by D&G17 July 17, 2019
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home bum patty

a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.
Watch your feet, home bum patty to your left.
by D.K.P May 05, 2020
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natural bum line

The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.
Check it out, in this un-airbrushed pic you can totally see her natural bum line
by Miguel Leonidas December 10, 2016
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The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 08, 2010
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Finger bum bill

Guy who tries to put his finger in your bum when your mum makes you have a bath with him as a young kid
Oi finger bum bill remember you tried to finger me when we were kids
by Finger bum bill October 24, 2022
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Hot cross bum

When during doggy-style sex the guy pulls out and jizzes over the girl/guy's arse in the shape of a cross.
Hey, because it's Easter, how about we do a hot cross bum?
by Nicearse March 27, 2016
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