Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito

Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat

by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

HAT

Murder Or An Assassination Of A Person Accordingly Through The Usage Of The Same Weapon On Different Occasions

Heard You Caught A Hat On The Net?
Bwoa Them Fellas Better Get For I Start
Itching To Catch A Hat
Bwoa That Folk Who Went Tricking Got Found With His Hat Fitted
I'm Fitta Twist His Hat Back

by Kay Kano December 9, 2024

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

hat

A cosmetic for a video game.

Q: Did you get the new Spirit Breaker hat?

A: Yeah, man. The Bash animation on his flail is wild.

by 4DoorsMoreDoors January 18, 2022

High Hat

A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.

They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.

by Jamdef April 19, 2022

hat stuffing

The process of finding facts or evidence to support preconceived opinions.

She's not searching the blogosphere because she's interested. She's hat stuffing, looking for dirt on Joe Biden so she can sound smart in an argument.

by pishposh1 October 18, 2008