Hatted

(Verb) Describing one that is currently "high" from Marijuana. In other words, describing one that is "wearing a hat".

"Yo bro, you tryna get hatted before school?"

by Spazzzr September 21, 2021

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Millions wear the hats

A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.

Person 1: A gnome is invading my garden
Person 2 millions wear the hats

(We are both schizophrenic)

by Murie111 May 21, 2023

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

hat

something you put on your head duh

the look is a hat on his head

by james charles yourmom September 14, 2021

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019