by mastergrave February 2, 2023

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.
by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

jewish french people in 1941-1945
by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020

I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty
by schwinn360 July 9, 2018

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