When she burps into your butthole
"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."
by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017

She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts
Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3
by freezedriedcvm November 21, 2023

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.
by James_McKerras March 19, 2023

by Imrightthanks June 14, 2015

This French dude next door was so loud last nigh while fucking his girl. I kid you not, he French busted in her!
by Johnny.Crocs December 2, 2021

J.B.Sinclaire, married to a guy with a NAME, who is an ass-hole. He plays a dangerous game with J.B. who is far more intelligent to whit he is clueless.
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire will at the proper time, wipe the French quarter clean with Alan's ass!
J.B.Sinclaire, a French Chick, from the French Quarter. She will wipe the quarter clean with Alans dumb ass!
by NormaJean19 November 3, 2019
