A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.
Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong
by EthanHall September 12, 2021
Get the Ethan Learnmug. the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor
by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee
by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Fuck he is pulling an Ethan
by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021
Get the Ethanitismug.