Apple

You dumbass it's a red circle that you eat

I hope you choke on an apple

by Random_definition_er June 9, 2024

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024

sigma apple

when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.

That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎

by decba May 10, 2024

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

apple uglies

another name for “apple fritters”

Damn, Ric took all the apple uglies from the canteen!

by UncleScr0oge September 7, 2020