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This ain't Alabama

When a family member of yours(YOUR BLOOD FAMILY) tries to do something sexually or flirtatiously to you but you don't agree with incest, which is common in Alabama.
*Tyrrell tries to kiss his cousin, Aniyah.*
Aniyah: "Ew move! This ain't Alabama!"
Tyrrell: "Oh, wow."
by daydaysossa April 15, 2019
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pleasant grove alabama

pleasant grove Alabama is middle class town but don't be fooled if you think your safe your wrong, your neighbor is most likely a drug dealer and the park is the spot to shoot up some black tar, all the girls are hoes and if you been to the highschool you've most likely been jumped its also compared to hueytown just more ghetto and more lead in the walls
by oak Grove March 17, 2021
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Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.
Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by 7568ino February 10, 2024
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A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 16, 2024
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Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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Birmingham, alabama

A city full of grown ass adults who act like children. It's very rare you meet someone in Birmingham that acts their own age. Nobody here has any dignity or respect for anyone or anything. the locals all dick ride each other and will treat you like shit if you're not from there. Everybody loves drama and picking fights for no reason. Definitely The biggest shithole in the southeast.
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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Jacksonville, alabama

A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.
Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.
by anonymous December 17, 2023
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