wedge ass

someone who has 'something' wedged up their ass. and by 'something,' you know what i mean

players in the locker room: "Man, why is coach such a wedge ass?"

by SkipDawg November 29, 2016

going ass

The weather outside is absolutly f***ing shit

I was going for a walk but i cancelled because it was going ass outside

by Oli284739 December 1, 2016

stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

by gamemaker December 3, 2016

Channel Ass

A disease that effects the muscles in the anus, usually caused from too much anal sex. As a result turds fall out of the ass with no effort.

After 2 years in prison Nathan was diagnosed with Channel Ass.

by Phucc Ngo January 19, 2017

ass whiplash

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

by yumyumgopop January 30, 2016

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018