alphasexual

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)

"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."

by Clay Rains April 8, 2024

alpha

(fictional). A person, usually a man, with the secondary gender alpha. Alphas are capable of impregnating male omegas, and are usually primarily attracted to omegas of the same gender

Depending on the work, alphas may also have a number of other non-standard traits including scent glands, knots and ruts

The alpha stepped towards the omega, his pupils dilated "you are in heat" he growled.

by arbitrary_vocabulary April 8, 2024

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Alpha 🐺🐺🐺

The alpha of your wolf clan 🐺👹

"Oh my gosh, he's the alpha 🐺🐺🐺 of the moon clan!"

by cakedog1529 April 20, 2024

Alpha

The first letter of the Greek alphabet, a code word representing the letter A, used in radio communication

@atleastimnotorange: I can't believe ill never emit Alpha energy cuz I'm a neurodiverse.

Us: that's true because your momma raised you like a bih.

by anonymous April 23, 2024

alpine

high-performance racing tractor

"that alpine is going crazy on the grass"

by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

alpha

when someone says they are alpha think of it like a wolf, a lone wolf who is independent and doesn't need help for success. But it can also be the leader of a wolf pack.

Person one: "Im the alpha"

Person two: "Im trying to take a shit"

by Urban Slang Words Defined April 28, 2024