someone who is the way annoying than your average "joe douchenozzle" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the backwash of the douche is the run off of what actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone douche backwash is way worse!
Hey, that guy on craigslist with stupid blinder shades flashing 20's and talking trash trying to pickup chicks is nothing more than douche backwash!
Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.
Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.
by BJBob May 23, 2008
Get the douche backwashmug. The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
by Rick C. May 13, 2005
Get the douche-nozzlemug. by mike qu July 26, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. by Light Joker October 22, 2004
Get the Douche bagmug. studentatolr: yo washington is gunna be kickass!!
studentatolr2: dude no mr m. is going hes a douche fag
studentatolr: (Goes in a corner and cuts wrists...)
studentatolr2: dude no mr m. is going hes a douche fag
studentatolr: (Goes in a corner and cuts wrists...)
by SplintercellCT February 29, 2008
Get the douche fagmug. The "Douche Move" is a hand gesture meant to demonstrate when a friend or acquaintance does something stupid and douche-like.
Douche Move Gesture Steps:
1) Listen and wait
2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using
3) Raise your hand
4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk.
5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers
This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played.
Douche Move Gesture Steps:
1) Listen and wait
2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using
3) Raise your hand
4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk.
5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers
This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played.
Jim: Man, I am such a ladies man. Like, you don't even understand because I'm too cool.
Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man.
Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me.
Bill: *douche move*
Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man.
Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me.
Bill: *douche move*
by Refused September 1, 2010
Get the Douche Movemug. by Nicholle December 11, 2003
Get the Douche Bagmug.