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torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
by NtotheD October 9, 2018
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Assholes

Y’all assholes always rejecting my shit, just Learn how to accept and I’ll accept y’all back
Assholes
by Eat that pushy 445445 October 15, 2019
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white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole
That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!
by Word Maestro March 8, 2018
mugGet the white chocolate assholemug.

asshole

asshole: usually people with weird over the top names.

these people like trying to bring up memes that were popular last year and often play an awful amount of fortnite. and talk about things like smash or pass and watch pro gamer guides. Have you ever heard or seen someone talking about how cool or how much clout they have? if you have than you know that person is a dumbass.
cody: im so good at fortnite I have 5 WINS.

ben: Uh ok? and why do I need to know this?
cody: do you see this gucci!
ben: go suck a cock asshole.
by rfddgsgh November 6, 2019
mugGet the assholemug.

Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019
mugGet the Poultry Assholemug.

proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022
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