insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass
guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man
by melancholicapple February 11, 2018
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two planes weren't enough

When americans' stupidity goes too far you can use this phrase to emphasize that a trend or topic created by americans should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 planes had been crashed on united states at the terrorist attack on 9/11
This meme is cancer, two planes weren't enough.
by Xx_AmericaN_DestroyeR_xX September 12, 2017
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Two Cats in the Bath Tub

The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
This is said to be as difficult as giving to cats a bath.
Aidan, after months of practice, successfully got two cats in the bath tub with the woman of Tim's dreams.
by the d00d October 21, 2006
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Summer's Best Two Weeks

The best co-ed christian sports camp ever. Located in the heart of pennsylvania, on either Lake Gloria or the preferred Quemahoning Reservoir (better). There are ongoing competitions between the two rival teams, the red hott romans and the cool blue galatians. The consolers, AKA the Corinthians, ref everything. Enjoy the dining hall singing, the Trips (the biking trip results in manyyy bruises), activities such as basketball, soccer, track, archery, swimming, dance, zip-lining, rock climbing and repelling, art, water slide, boating, the aqua tramp, and best yet, THE BLOB! Team campfires are always the best topsecret meetings, getting decked out in red or blue and going to the respective meeting area. Its always of the most suspense at the end of the term when the team captains from the Romans and Galatians tear open the package containing the red or blue flag distinguishing the winner. Though purpling is prohibited, it does not stop boy crazy girls from the older cabins to find young love. In past years girls at Term 2 residing along the Que have fallen for the Galatian Captain, the camps true heartbreaker, or one of the young fellows on the kitchen crew. After two weeks of work, spiritual growth, and most of all love, it is next to impossible to leave the camp.
Lost Soul: Hey dude, I've got nothing to do this summer. Know of any awesome, crazy, up-beat, intense, competitive, and over all amazing place I could go to??

Dude(Roman Captain): Yes you poor lost soul. Let me be the Good Samaritan. I will take you to Summer's Best Two Weeks, where you will have the time of your life. In fact, I will be even happier to ensure for you that you go to Term 2 at the Que, and even better, I'll throw in the fact that YOU can be a Red Hot Roman! So go "Al Veera Vyra Voom" to your suitcase and pack all your red!

Lost Soul That's Not So Lost Anymore: Thank you, you have shown me the light!
by sb2dubsloves June 14, 2009
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two girls one cup

A video of two girls that shit in a cup and then eat until they are sick on eachother, and it makes tubgirl.com look like a fukin holiday to disney land
''I watched two girls one cup and I am now gay, with my dog, and we have half human half puppy puppies and still it aint half as sick as this video''
by JimC6 November 26, 2007
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two finger taco tango

Highly Erotic High Speed Female masturbation while her B/F watches and strokes the Bishop in anticipation of a wet ride.
Guy: Hey C, why dont cha play the two finger taco tango for me while I let your sister lick my hairy starfish.

Girl: Sure E
by Pappagato March 02, 2007
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