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Ethan

If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.
“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”
by alecilux March 27, 2022
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ethan jiang

A person that has a level 100 gyat. He can pull any girl he wants. He attracts girls with his immense gyat and 22 inch penis. His penis is so big, once it hits you, you get knocked out. His huge ass is always clenched up and shaking like crazy.

He came inside me so much! He impregnated me and I know have a Ethan Jiang Jnr.🔥😏🍆🥵🥵

He is wayyy to hot.
Ethan Jiang went on a date with Zhi Yan
by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023
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ethan

ethan can be a wonderful guy at times. but once u get to know him hes the most bipolar manipulative person in the world. he messes with your feelings to the point where ur so lost and dont even know who you are anymore. he makes you attached to him and stay wity him, even though he drains you all the time. hes toxic and not loyal. though he may seem like he is, he isnt. so dont trust a guy named ethan, or date, trust me its not worth it😗
ethan is the typa guy to makeout with 10 girls in a night , fuck your bestfriend or something and try and come home to u and act like everythings all good
by Shordi August 29, 2022
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Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch
me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
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Ethan

I ethaned him
by sm1wh01s5mart January 19, 2025
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Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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