Ethan

If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.

“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”