Free cum

To "jizz your pants" but a more scientiffic way to say it. To get sexual excitment without a female or male to make you cum. Cuming out of no where, or cuming when you're just horny.

Jerry: "Last night when Rachel told me she liked me, I just skeeted, she didn't even have to touch me!"

Bob: "Dude you know that you free cum?"

by Kaleigh Dean yo. January 24, 2009

female cum

in the rare case where a woman reaches orgasm, she produces cum

girl 1: did he make you female cum?
girl 2: of course not

by i like to eat dick and pussy September 8, 2020

cum harvester

Just a basic insult. Pretty self explanitory I reckon.

I made it up myself, pretty much.

Dude 1: You're silly.
Dude 2: Get fucked, you cum harvester.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

cum-water

cum-water is a glass of night-water with another guy's cum in it.

Somebody jacked off in my night water and now it's cum-water, but I know who it was -- I recognize the taste of his cum!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum goggles

1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.

Tanya: So how did it go last night?

Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.

by bebeeboo July 14, 2009

cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.

Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.

by BB910 August 3, 2010

cum pouch

A large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman's stomach that holds cum. Can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.

Not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.

However, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn't giving birth.

Michael: Check out the cum pouch on that girl over there!
Ashley: Jeez, man! I thought she was preggers!
Marie: You guys are SO wrong. That is such an alien fetus.
All three together: Well, which is it? *they ponder*

by classified_so_i_dont_die December 26, 2008