Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

Iced Tea Time

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.

AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Tea party

Something 4 year olds, and gingers do to pass the time.

Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Tea

Greatest person ever. Probably gives the best hugs too!

"Yoo have you seen tea?"
"Yeah man he's really cool!"

by Cqsperr May 8, 2022

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024