Tea

Tea is a drink of brewed leaves, but it can also be a nice nickname for a sussy baka

Tea is a good friend of mine

by awindytorrent June 3, 2021

Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Tea time

We don’t care if you hospitalized you must prove to us why you don’t wait otherwise, we will manipulate your who life.

Iman doesn’t wait ( tea time) if she fasted!

by TheBlueLeo May 2, 2019

Tea car

Another name for a takeaway because it’s a car that’s bring you as some people call there food as (tea)

Ooo tea cars here

by NBAKDON August 17, 2025

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Tea

Not to be mistaken with the warm beverage,tea is the internet lingo for gossip or drama.

GIRL 1: Did you hear the hot tea Karren was spilling this morning!
GIRL 2: OMG yes!
GIRL 3: THAT'S THE TEA SIS

by ihatehomework December 15, 2018