Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

Shit Clan

The Shit clan is a clan of shit

In Glasgow there lived a man named Jack Shit. He had a sister named Holly Shit, and a brother named Piecea Shit. He married a woman who became known as Giva Shit, and they had children named Dumb Shit, Noe Shit, and Ghost Shit.

The Shit Clan

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 20, 2020

shit from shinola

Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish last century. If a person was very stupid, he would polish his shoes with shit and not know the difference.

You can hear the phrase used in the movie “ the jerk”. With Steve Martin.

That guys so dumb “he don’t know shit from shinola!”

by Aceway January 4, 2023

shit disturber

A person who because of their very nature, insults random people, picks fights, and likes to stir up trouble

look at that dude in a fight again.... what a little shit disturber

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Shit Talker

someone who talks shit consistently and often believes what the're saying and will go to great lengths to defend the shit. They also don't mind how what they say affects another individual.

Duru: People have alot of energy. I can fly.

Subject: Really let me see.

Duru: No not now.

Subject: Hmmm. when?

Duru Give me 24 hrs. i need to prepare. If you give me a month i can fly for longer.

Real life example of a shit talker

by Duru September 24, 2007

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

shit or go blind

A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.

Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.

by word genie February 20, 2005