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Retard

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
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retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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Retarded

Retarded: when something random happens for absolutely no fucking reason.
Joe: hey are you going to the football game tonight.
Jeff: I was fuckin this moose right then next thing you know the momma was behind me.
Joe: wtf are you talking about that shit is retarded.
by Zachary Gallagher 42069 March 3, 2021
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Retard

The true definition is delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. It has grown a negative connotation when used for mentally challenged folks. It is better defined by someone who is fully capable of developing morally, logically, or emotionally but does not. Mentally challenged are likely doing the best they can and there for the opposite given circumstances
Sarah Palin is retarded by her hate and desire to be right that she never actually checked Obama's birth certificate. The fighters who took the Jake Paul fight are retarded by the contracts financial stipulations. The Karen who called the kid at the playground the Nword went full racist retard because of her entitlement and immoral belief of superiority. Karens are too retarded to be allowed to raise children, they'll just make more retards. Which retard should I vote for president? Retarded by intolerance, retarded by Aipac and lobbyists, or retarded by complete inexperience.
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retard

A genius that knows a lot of things including how to math a math and English a cucumber
"he's a retard"
by best buy theme May 9, 2023
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Retard

Someone who believes in liberal policies, politics, and ideologies, and votes for liberal politicians.
Yeah, Jane voted for Biden, she's a complete fucking retard.
by Truthinwriting May 24, 2024
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Retard

Guy: Have you heard about that Cobie girl?
Girl: Ye, she’s such a retard
by Topshagger619 January 31, 2020
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