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tree chaser

tree chaser- a girl or guy that despite their small stature only pursues those that are much taller than them.
Bro your sister is a tree chaser she's 5’2” and she's out here trying to hook up with guys that are 6’0” +
by Blue Brick April 13, 2022
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Tree creeper

tree creeper nigga bushmonkey black inc all mean the same thing which is rasicst for a black person
Oi u fuckking tree creeper get the fuck here now
by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008
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Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.
I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.
by Tsk915 June 23, 2018
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Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).
by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022
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splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔
by RAR XD February 21, 2018
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
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tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.
Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.
by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016
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