tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.

She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!

by 45718 December 9, 2011

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian August 14, 2016

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

tree homo

Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do

What is tony romo? He is a tree homo

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

Tree Trunker

A person of sodomy.

He looks like a tree trunker.

by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019