A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
Get the FAKE CLEANmug. Someone who generally is fake is someone who would just be your friend to get things from you. If someone is fake, they will ask you for a favor, and as soon as the favor is done with, they aren't your friend until you do them another favor.
Steven: "That guy Nick is so fake! He just acts like he likes me so I can give him answers in math!"
by TheRealOneIsMe March 27, 2019
Get the Fakemug. Your so called "best friend" will try to get with your ex or your current girlfriend and attempt to get nudes. Also will sometimes accuse others of being fake even the ones that are close to him.
by Fake Cheng July 5, 2018
Get the Fake Chengmug. The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
Get the Fake Highmug. a bitch who has "anxiety" and if anyone has a lil problem with her she is a 2 yr old and cries and needs her mommy
by lovelife26292056201017 May 15, 2016
Get the fake mm bitchmug. A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's
by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021
Get the Fake Newsmug. someone who
: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing
: switches up
: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about
: lies
: don’t believe in you
: thinks they allat
: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing
: switches up
: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about
: lies
: don’t believe in you
: thinks they allat
by rgs May 20, 2020
Get the fakemug.