hahah, n o

ha ha ha, n o a n s e w r f o r u

person A: can we do insert thing
person B: hahah, n o

by a random thing that exists April 9, 2021

Toot ‘n’ scoot

When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.

Jessie was being bad so I gave her the old toot ‘n’ scoot

by QOP69 April 20, 2021

mac n jizz

slang for macaroni and cheese

Yo lets make some mac n jizz for lunch!

by PatrickM June 1, 2006

arf n arf

Half and half.
A term used to describe someone who has only one parent from Newfoundland. Coined by Newfies to describe half-breeds (half Newfie-half mainlander). An Arf n Arf does not exactly qualify as a Newfoundlander, but is often tolerated.

Charlotte married a fellow from Winnipeg. Her kids will all be arf n arf.

by Matt Kean February 1, 2007

loot n' scoot

Talking to someone for an extended period of time, usually ending after you walk out, mostly after you've accomplished your tasks.

"Bro, you see that chick over there?"
"Yeah.."
"Ima slide"
"She's real clingy, you might just wanna loot n' scoot"

by new baby May 7, 2008

Cuts N' Gravy

A consistency of fecal matter somewhere between diarrhea and fully formed logs.

Dude, I ate $20 worth of Taco Bell... I totally feel some Cuts N' Gravy coming on.

by barabus1 February 4, 2009

Chip 'n Dip

A chip 'n dip is when you masturbate like the lonely-ass you are, you cum, and then your penis then slowly dips into the cum (like a chip going into the dip)

Jim: What were you doing last night Bill?
Bill: Man, I was just having a good time, y'know jerking off and shit, then I took a chip 'n dip and my whole night was

ruined. I came to find out that my wife doesn't love me, and my children are gay. My life is going downhill dude....
Jim: What? Oh sorry, i was playing Clash Royale.
Bill: Fuck you dude....

by AnonymousDouchebag December 16, 2017