GROUCHO MARKS

When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).

That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.

by Domfather May 13, 2005

x marks the spot

This is when you bury some poor soul in the sand usually at the beach with their face exposed then you drop your drawers and you take a huge shit on their face.

Billy: Did you see that?
John: Huh?
Billy: That kid had shit all over his face.
John: Oh, that's an "x marks the spot."

by ericpimp October 15, 2006

markp

A schmucky jew

That kid is such a markp

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Marko

Marko has one of the greatest physiques, he also loves dick, um, i mean has a dick. He will eat plazma with milk if he can, and if he had a sister he would think about raping her every day of the week😈. People that are called victor(and anyone else) want to be like him, marko has a 27cm horse cock and you wiol die if you try to hop on it, marko has the best ever muscle insertions(except for his calves)

Omg he's so huge, i bet he's a marko

by Bigcigan November 30, 2021

spity okie n marko

the three hottest chicks in the USA!.. hms.... hell yeh biotch... noice!!!...coolio

person 1: spity marko n okie r comin!!!
person 2: noice!

by do you even hav 2 ask? January 21, 2005

skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.

-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.

by ]{@Rm October 2, 2005

"X" marks the spot

a sex position when two chairs are put facing eachother and the male sits down on one and the woman sits on the adjacent chair and move closer to eachother till penetration is reached.

I broke the chair my grandma made for me when i was little, becuase me and my girl were doin the "X" marks the spot all day while my mom was baking.

by poopi pants December 28, 2007