March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

March 20

Where sigma boss men are born, just the most elite humans are let into this world.

Simon: Did you hear boss man William, he’s such a sigma male

Damien: That’s cuz he was born in March 20

by WassabiStik November 23, 2021

march 6th

National touch day. Touch your partners genital's.

A: Its march 6th.

B: What is that.
A: National touch day.
B: What is that.
A: Where you lay your hand on your partners privates.

by Mr.jerrycan March 5, 2025

10th March

The one month anniversary of 2 very special people...😉

Eg. "What's the date?" "Its 10th March, why?"
"Oh my god! It's 2 very special people's 1 month anniversary!!"

by Valllllllll March 10, 2024

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

by PapiNate March 3, 2022

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

March 29th

march 29th celebrates Gio hate day. This is the one day a year everyone is allowed to hate gio and he can't say anything about it.

"yo jas today is march 29th"
"i already know twin, i got bro blocked already"

by toastxr March 29, 2024