Skip to main content

chocolate kiss with kiwi googles 

putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.
Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!

Truffle Kiss 

When two people touch bare bottoms and blow botty kisses.
"humphrey that was a lovely truffle kiss, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside..... literally!"
Truffle Kiss by DICKYWIPES August 20, 2009

butterfly ass kiss 

When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.
Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!

hershey kiss 

a maneuver used in fighting. once your opponent has been knocked unconscious, you roll him/her onto his/her back. you then remove your pants and underwear, spread your butt-cheeks apart, and squat over your victim's forehead. you then gently place your puckered browneye onto his/her forehead. hopefully, your browneye is nice and juicy. this will result in a brown puckered mark on your opponent's forehead, and when you stand up, should make a "kissing" noise. this maneuver is used to both mark and humilify.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
man 1: "dude, after i knocked that fuck out last night i gave him a hershey kiss! it took him two hours to realize it was even there!"

man 2: "what a tool."
hershey kiss by feldpar February 17, 2009

bong kiss 

when starting weed nearly everyone gets one, even long time smokers get one occassionly, it feels like your going to coff up a lung. you just keep coughing and coughing.water or milk are a good way to try calm it down slightly , this usually last for about 5 painfull minutes.
sitting there smoking your weed at the park, then ya get a bong kiss, were the fucks the water your mate says sorry dude theres no taps around your just gonna have to wait it out.haha
bong kiss by theyll no who August 1, 2006

Hershey Kiss 

To poop on your hand and slap a guy across his face.
After seeing Tomi, Arun and Naveen fight over that girl, I gave all three of them a huge Hershey Kiss
Hershey Kiss by K'Nasty June 24, 2009