putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.
Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!
When somebodyputs their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.
Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!
a maneuver used in fighting. once your opponent has been knocked unconscious, you roll him/her onto his/her back. you then remove your pants and underwear, spread your butt-cheeks apart, and squat over your victim's forehead. you then gently place your puckered browneye onto his/her forehead. hopefully, your browneye is nice and juicy. this will result in a brown puckered mark on your opponent's forehead, and when you stand up, should make a "kissing" noise. this maneuver is used to both mark and humilify.
the "hershey kiss" originated in Richlandtown, PA in the year 2001.
man 1: "dude, after i knocked that fuck out last night i gave him a hershey kiss! it took him two hours to realize it was even there!"
when starting weed nearly everyone gets one, even long time smokers get one occassionly, it feels like your going to coff up a lung. you just keep coughing and coughing.water or milk are a good way to try calm it down slightly , this usually last for about 5 painfull minutes.
sitting there smoking your weed at the park, then ya get a bong kiss, were the fucks the water your mate says sorry dude theres no taps around your just gonna have to wait it out.haha