This is just like 1984! 

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

This is just like 1984! by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022

I'm just joshin dawg hurry up 

When someone is just kidding and they want you to arrive quickly.

Make like lightning McQueen. Kody, I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

I'm just joshin dawg hurry up by KewlBeanZgurl68 May 11, 2022

what noncar people just dont get

"what non-car people just don't get they see a car as just 2 and a half tons of metal glass wire and rubber but what car people think that car is a living entity other than the Toyota corolla but that's what non-car people don't get"

a famos qoute by Jeremy Clarkson
this is what noncar people just dont get

what noncar people just dont get by NIHYAH May 18, 2022

Oh You Can Just 

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

Oh You Can Just by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

It's just a prank, bro 

Yes it was just a prank bro.

It's just a prank, bro, so get a sense of humour you fucking snowflake!

It's just a prank, bro by UltimateDoge June 8, 2022

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA 

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

that goat just ate my shit 

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

that goat just ate my shit by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022