guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
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Just Stop Oil

By definition, terrorism is an act of disrupting the peace to coerce a government/civilian population in order to further your own goals.
By this definition, Just Stop Oil is a terrorist group.
by Ludsam February 20, 2024
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OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Just a story

Hi, my name is Tasha. And my bullies r Mina, lizzy, and Davielle. I was in school and I was late. They saw me and giggled. And forcefully made one of the students beside them point at me. The teacher saw, and polity asked me to sit down. So I sat, and waited patiently to get the supplies for the class.. Mina tried to push me out the chair. But I kept scooting from her. But sadly I forgot there was another mean person behind me named Lana. And she cut the back of my hair...
This is just a story . But stop bullying, it could help the world become a little better than what it is now
by Ali Wonderland_! April 1, 2022
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Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
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Just Want To Bite It

It is so saucy, you just want to bite it!
"Those clout goggles look delicious I Just Want To Bite It fam"
by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018
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just-ish

From Steven Colbert (6-20-07).
A word describing the "justice" given to "enemy combatants" held at the Guantanamo bay detention camp, by the United States.
As long as the President gets to do what he wants, just-ish is served.
by tuf July 19, 2007
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