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Look like Jesus

Lil B, the one true Basedgod. Also. Hackhack.
"Damn, brah, I don't even know who look like Jesus more today. Hackhack in his fresh Vipes and DAT WATCH or Lil B with all his hoes and his fresh grillz."
by MuchTimp July 12, 2015
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jesus harry christ

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!
by dex January 31, 2005
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Jesus H. Christ

"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.

LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!
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fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.
Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.
by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014
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pin the nail on the jesus

The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.
by RMG September 7, 2004
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T-shirt Jesus

the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.
Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!
by buttcrack kills July 19, 2009
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The Adventures of Jesus and Friends

A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.
"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".
by n530411351 January 2, 2009
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