Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends

Jake Kurz is such a weirdo

by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019

Jake

He is nice, commonly super smart. Sometimes can seem like a smart ass to people who don't know him. He love drawing and Star Wars. Is super knowledgeable on anime.This guy is incredibly protective of his friends and family.

Jake is a great friend!

by KD.Aquamarine September 7, 2020

jake

jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie

“holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”

by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

Jake Dix

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake

Jake Dix throws a dirty bouncer

by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021

Jake Paul

my bitch/legal step dad

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake

by mc daders September 13, 2020

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.

‘I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’

‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’

‘Yes.’

‘That’s it.’

by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018