Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.
Very, VERY RED
PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE
Very, VERY RED
PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE
by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021
Get the Jacob Workunmug. by Truth te11er May 4, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
Get the Jacob Dumbmug. He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
by Pronkey October 22, 2019
Get the jacob pråhlmug. To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
Get the jacobitismug. a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
by Tmar the savage May 8, 2016
Get the jacob kooba rafaczmug. Lives in your walls :)
You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.
Jacob is watching.
Jacob is watching.
by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021
Get the Jacobmug.