Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

jesus harry christ

what the h in jesus h christ stands for

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!

by dex January 31, 2005

Jesus H. Christ

"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.

LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."

I can't believe it -- Jesus H. Christ actually MEANS something!

by Father Dickinson, Hebrew-Catholic Association July 25, 2006

fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

pin the nail on the jesus

a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.

The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.

by RMG September 7, 2004

T-shirt Jesus

the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.

Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!

by buttcrack kills July 19, 2009

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends

A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.

"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".

by n530411351 January 2, 2009