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Notifuckation Rape

The act of multiple unwanted notifications constantly appearing on your facebook profile.
Person 1: yea we all need to do that hey how do u make those rvsp thingy

Person 2: an event? hold on i'm being notifuckation raped...

Person 3: ORLY.
by TheeBlackOnee October 21, 2010
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Virtual Rape

After getting dominated in a video game, for instance if you lost 50 to 0 in a halo one on one match, you have been virtually raped.
(After getting a close range shotgun Bultrue)
"Dude i just raped you! That was a virtual rape!"

(You can also get fancy with it)
"I just raped you so hard i went back in time and knocked up your mom, how do you like that son?"
by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009
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Drunken Rape

One who forces drinks upon a girl and challenges her to drink until she can no longer consent to sexual intercourse, then rapes her. This is usually followed by many lies to the girl and to others about the incident.
Bro #1 "Yeah bro, i got her wasted then took her to my room!"

Bro #2 "How much did you have to drink?"

Bro #1 "Me? Nothing man, haha I had that bitch drink a whole bottle of wine by herself."

Bro #2 "We're no longer friends man, you raped that girl...Drunken Rape isnt cool!"
by filichz October 1, 2009
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Prom Rape

When one is forced or/by guilt or pressure to take a chick to prom to please her, and avoid her wrath of bitchiness.
Dude, Heather prom raped me the other night, but I really want too take Shaquiria.
by LexiL0o0o0o April 10, 2011
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Trade Rape

What Brian Parker routinely does to Carl Spano.
Carl: I just traded Arian Foster for Mike Vick and Ryan Mathews.

Me: Dude, Vick and Mathews are the two most injury-prone players. Was this consensual or was this full-blown Trade Rape?

Carl: No, and he said that if I tell anyone, he'll hurt my family.
by dozdemcrucialboyz November 18, 2013
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gatso-raped

i was coming back from the doctors', when i got gatso-raped!!

fucking speed camera gatso-raped me!!
by michael foolsley June 2, 2011
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Mechanical rape

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .
Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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