Ethan

Ethan is a culture vulture and in specific sucks sweden off like theres no tomorrow, Ethan always talks about how he wants to move to sweden oblivious to the fact that hes a fucking roach and seems way too fixated on joining the försvarsmakten (the swedish military) even though he has no big relation or true knowledge of the country and would rather enlist in a country he has no relation to than he would in the army of his own country

Person 1: i might move to sweden soon and I'd enlist in the swedish army

Person 2: bro stop being such a fucking Ethan go try enlisting in your own country instead

by anonymous March 28, 2022

Ethan is gae

Ethan is really, really , really, incredibly, extremely, and definitely gae

bro, did u hear, Ethan is gae

by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022

Ethan

Ethan cool but he likes guys and has thicc brain and probably on drugs

Omg he is such an ethan

by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022

ethan

someone who made danger above 8-3

ethan made danger above 8-3

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 30, 2022

Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.

Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me

by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is sweet and a good friend, but a TOTAL simp. He is crazy for someone (Greta) and he has been obsessed with her for 6 years. Even tho they kinda flirt, he has not taken the first step yet and I hope they end up together.

Ethan?
yeah.
The simp? or the normal one.

by ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? March 31, 2022

Ethan Cadawallader

A mexican that has a hot mom and a short bald ass dad. Did I mention he his mexican?

Ethan Cadawallader is a hot man.

by clashroyaleplayer95 April 1, 2022