Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

captain duck y is there 2 of us the hell

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Captain Whiney

A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.

Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.

by MM132 August 8, 2020

Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Captain Clutch

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 10, 2020