by Cooterbrown April 08, 2020
December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day
"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
by goobie snoob September 22, 2023
by MinervaI March 27, 2024
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
by yes<.> February 09, 2024
when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023