ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

Apple

A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.

Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."

by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020

apple

a crunchy read frut that is delish

may i have an apple

by big john 21 September 24, 2019

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

apple-nemesis

Apple nemesis are friends from not so long time ago that have more or less equivalent apples, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other.

“Last night I went to a party and my apple-nemesis came too, so we began fighting for our apples”

by Tudieh October 14, 2017

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019