Buddy Guy Friend

An endless argument between Canadians.

I'm not your friend, buddy! He's not your buddy, guy! Well, I'm not your guy, friend! I'm not your Buddy Guy Friend.

by Sierra_is_fly April 11, 2008

clean cut guy

someone who always has a fresh haircut and dresses nice, no tattoos, or obvious flaws, very attractive

Josh is such a clean cut guy he's definitely someone I'd want to bring home to my parents.

by Mazda Gang July 17, 2017

Guy Best Friend

Your non romantic male soul mate. Usually when a girl is deprived of a brother this male ends up being the replacement. They are as close as siblings and he means the world to her. He is referred to as the "guy best friend"usually when the girl has best friends who are mostly girls. While most of the time these two remain best friends despite media constantly saying it turns out to romance, it is usually the male that tends to fall for the female. Females who do fall for their guy best friend usually keep it quiet in fear of losing their best friend. People often joke that the two will get married when both honestly find no romantic interest in the other.

Guy: Rose hangs out with Victor way too much to not like him.
Girl:I talk to Rose all the time, she says that he's just her guy best friend. She has no feelings for him whatsoever.

by Meh22222222222 April 29, 2013

Old Spice Guy

A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,

but before that,

He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,

but before that,

He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.

Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing

through my eardrums.

Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.

Chuck Norris: I'm scared.

by Simsimsalabim July 22, 2010

token black guy

The african american youth in teen films who merely smiles,stays out of the conversation and says things like "Damn!","Shit!",and "That is WHACK!"

Token Black Guy: Damn dat shit was whack!

by 0niTTRay December 26, 2003

non car guy

A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.

The non car guy thought his 2005 V6 mustang was fast

by Urbrotherbrudda June 3, 2018

internet tough guy

Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".

muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111

by Joe August 30, 2004