Why does urban dictionary hate me

Is it because I say oof too much because I really am trying to change my awful ways

Why does urban dictionary hate me

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

dictionary.com is way better than the urban dictionary

When you find a dictionary that actually has what you need (unlike the urban dictionary)

I discovered dictionary.com and now i know dictionary.com is way better than the urban dictionary

by abc chicken August 11, 2021

people that look up their names on urban dictionary

you're just finding ways to prove you're not a dick and that you're the most fan-fucking-tastic person to be born on this earth, but we all know it's just babying yourself. besides nearly all name definitions are generic and the same, so stop it

freddy: yooo i looked up my name on urban dictionary and it said I was cute, funny and smart!
freddy's friend: no way, you're actually a dick. most name definitions are the same anyway. stop being one of the people that look up their names on urban dictionary

by 4R41N3R March 11, 2022

Dictionary Urban

You're bored so you search this up

I mean what did you expect?

You: Man this online class is hella boring, let me search up Dictionary Urban

by WorldOfTanksGuy October 2, 2020

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar

brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

by RobertCalifornia October 29, 2020

Dictionary Urban

They aliens are making us believe it’s, urban dictionary.

IT’S ALL LIES!!

Long story, short....

the correct way is dictionary urban

Friend: *searches urban dictionary*

Me: what the hell are you doing?

Friend: Just scrolling through the URBAN Dictionary

Me: It’s “Dictionary Urban”
Friend: oh really?? Thanks bud.

by AlamabmaBettyCrockerNigger February 22, 2020

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016