twat

addie weeks

“addie weeks is the hugest twat I know”

by peanut217 October 29, 2025

twat

addi wilson

addi wilson is the nastiest twat out there. don’t get too close

by m&m’s90 October 29, 2025

Twatapple

An individual who, despite overwhelming evidence of mediocre audio fidelity and poor value for money, purchases and proudly wears Apple’s wireless earbuds as a mark of status or modernity. Characterised by minimal critical inquiry and an unexamined acceptance of corporate marketing, the AirPods buyer exemplifies contemporary herd behaviour - a consumer driven less by utility than by the desire for social conformity. Also, see Tesla Owner.

This train is full of twatapples.

by WikiAdvisor October 30, 2025

Twat Cannon

A narcissistic boy, a man child that can't commit to a girl long-term relationships are too complicated for his intelligence.

"Robert can't keep a girl for longer than a year because he is a twat cannon."

by Juniorbay December 1, 2025

Twat Tuah

When a dude spits on a woman’s pussy to get it lubed up before having sex.

Yea baby I’m gonna twat tuah and spit on yo pussy!

by Spicy Mukbang December 11, 2025

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007