purple ring

when you suck somones anal ring so much it gets swollen and purple
damn, he gave her such a purple ring last night we could see it through her pants
by fuckmyswagass May 17, 2023
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purple toes

when you got nervous feet
i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim
by edna5000 May 30, 2022
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Purple Santorum

A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
My girl is chowing down on some beets right now, I'm getting a Purple Santorum for my birthday!
by Doc Toboggan January 06, 2012
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Crimson Purple

Kelly insists on wearing that disgusting "Crimson Purple" nail gloss.
by inside of an electric socket January 25, 2011
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Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021
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