Taco Bell

female reproductive organ that when smelled by man or beast causes severe headache and nausea.

when i smelled her vagina the smell caused my head to hurt as if someone tied me up under a huge bell and began to wail upon it.

by steve August 5, 2003

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

Taco Pussy

When an older womens pussy gets very clammy and turns a brown color and you can easily tell its infected with some type of sti/std and their pussy tastes really bad.

Wow Connor i almost did it with her but she had a taco pussy and i didnt want any part of it.

by Danielson2424 September 2, 2012

Bone Taco

A punch in the face.
Also a phrase used to imply that someone's about to get a punch in the face.

Dude... Bone taco man...

by Nick Pie February 26, 2004

bloody taco

The action of using ones molars and or scizzor teeth to stretch and/or tear a womans clitoris.
(preferrably done at parties or to a woman you will NEVER meet again)

"OW! that fucker gave me a bloody taco!"

"the bitch cheated on me so i gave her a bloody taco, totally mutilated her clitoris"

by nick12102 April 6, 2008

Turkish Taco

The act of shitting on a pussy, then eating it out. Typically served with chips and salsa on the side.

Jeff: Your mom asked for a Turkish Taco last night.
Steve: What'd you do?
Jeff: That shit is nasty. I gave her a Turkish Thunder Whip instead.

by Mustaf Al-assab March 28, 2010

navajo taco

the act of shitting in a girls vagina and then eating it out.

Jesse: Kris gave me a "navajo taco" last night and i'll be cleaning it out for weeks!

by dj kris November 28, 2010