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For fucks sake 

I just spilled wine on myself at dinner...."oh for fucks sake!"
For fucks sake by Aces girl August 20, 2011
you: are you ready to go?

me: let's shake ass.
shake ass by deluna June 30, 2006

Snakeism 

The religious belief that the ideologies in metal gear solid can lead to guidance in life. The belief that solid snake and big boss are good role models.
Person :What is your belief?
Person 2: snakeism, kept you waiting huh?
Snakeism by Sharingan master 77 March 11, 2019

Idiot Snakebite 

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.
Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.
Idiot Snakebite by Jazzual October 21, 2013

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake 

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.

snakes with tits 

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.
Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !
snakes with tits by Fav February 13, 2008