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Texas T-shirt

1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
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small t-shirts

by finndohg November 6, 2015
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Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016
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The Blue Shirt of Bliss

The unusually deep aqua-blue shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; Alike it's cousin, The Purple Shirt of Sex, it is renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac. It received it's "bliss" name because of the visual bliss it becomes when worn by a blue-eyed Sherlock, making them a special, highlighted kind of blue.

It's first appearance is in "The Six Thatchers", the eleventh episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
Benedict Cumberbatch's muscles show more in the Blue Shirt of Bliss, being he'd just finished filming Doctor Strange.
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the blue shirt of bliss

the new blue shirt that benedict cumberbatch looks mighty fine in. (inspired by a tumblr post.)
"OMG did you see the new episode of sherlock where he wears the the blue shirt of bliss???"
by danimcintyre03 February 1, 2017
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75 same color t-shirt

Name code for the best deal on a lb of cocain.
-Wassup dawg!
-Wassup ma nigga!
-75 same color t-shirt .
-For sure dawg.
by bathsaltonmyfries March 3, 2017
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like a dirty shirt

Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.
Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!
by Llife August 31, 2017
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