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The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood

The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood is the act of sucking a homeless mans penis while massageing the area around his arsehole with oiled up fingers
by BastardFromBroady January 23, 2019
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Ringquist

Always a man's bitch catcher, always. EXAMPLE: this category seems to fit every 'Jon'.
"Ringquist" is the father of Nicole's unborn baby. "Ringquist" eats hanging Chads off of every man's anus, also known as every man's 'essential cleaner'.
by Jon Ringquist August 7, 2009
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Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.
I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung
by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016
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rings of windsor

the dark colored circular area surrounding the female nipple.
With that white tank top, her rings of windsor shined right through.
by weave March 20, 2003
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twf ringwood

Best Damn backyard wrestling federation ever. Started in 1997 and held it's final show in July of 2005. Did shows across Northern NJ, mostly in Ringwood.
by Dan McMahon January 23, 2009
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Ringgold

A tiny town in the very North-West corner of Georgia. Middle aged and elderly people who will never get out of Ringgold like to think of it as a charming place to live. They enjoy attending the various festivals that are held in a futile attempt to make the town seem like it is in any way interesting. The truth is, Ringgold is merely a suburb of Chattanooga. A place where people who work at Unum or Enterprise South sleep in between shifts.

In recent years, Ringgold has tried to market itself as a place of historic significance, in the hopes of feeding off some of Chattanooga's success in the tourism business. This has been a complete failure.

Ringgold is full of Evangelical Christians, homophobia, and teen pregnancy. People who claims not to see this are lying to themselves. Ringgold is like a vortex, even if you think you've finally escaped, it just sucks you right back in.

No one who lives outside of Ringgold knows what the hell it is.
Person no. 1: I'm finally getting out of Ringgold! New York city, here I come.
Person no. 2: Good luck with that. You'll be back here sharing our misery son enough.

~4 months later~

Person no. 2: Oh, what are you doing back here? I thought you said that you were getting out of Ringgold.
Person no. 1: FUCK OFF!
by starsandjars April 21, 2011
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o rings

the black plastic rings used as backings for thicker gauge jewlry (usually plugs) worn by those with stretched ears.
My plugs gonna fall out if I don't get new o rings soon.
by Marsalis December 23, 2005
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