Ringquist

Always a man's bitch catcher, always. EXAMPLE: this category seems to fit every 'Jon'.

"Ringquist" is the father of Nicole's unborn baby. "Ringquist" eats hanging Chads off of every man's anus, also known as every man's 'essential cleaner'.

by Jon Ringquist August 7, 2009

Rundquist

the biggest peice of shit that fucking retard

you are such a rundquist

by Orangeboyman November 20, 2019

Vag'riloquist

A women who likes to make her vagina "talk" like it is a ventriloquist dummy by using her fingers to open and close her vaginal opening, mimicking the human mouth while using a cartoon sounding like voice for humoring others.

That lady over there got drunk one night at a party, stripped down naked and got all spread eagle on the coach. She lifted her legs up high and put on a vag'riloquist show. The voice she used sounded like Marge Simpson.

by benzo30 August 9, 2012

cunning lingquist

someone who is fluent in many languages and has the gift of the gab!

by bbtoots April 24, 2003

rinqvist

An asshole who lives in a hole full of girls

Omg that guys is such a Rinqvist

by ThatPersonishPerson January 20, 2017

ringbuster

A very large shit which either passes slowly and reluctantly or very quickly thereby causing a rapid and/or wide expansion of the anus.

I've not had a crap for 36 hours. The next one is gonna be a ringbuster.

by R.O.I. July 30, 2023