Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Mud niggas

A derogatory term for Africans especially from Nigeria

These mud niggas flooding the spot

by ShakaQ March 29, 2022

Mud-slap

A sex maneuver that’s performed when a woman shits on a man’s divk and then the man proceeds to slap the woman with his shit dick

Yo man last night my and the lady performed the mud-slap.

by Noe12121212122 March 2, 2024

Mud chicken

Babe ur a mud chicken

You are a mud chicken made of mud

by Mud_chkn November 6, 2020

mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.

I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower

by johnny sharp January 26, 2024

Mud Rocket

like the creampie, only some one ejaculates into the anus. The receiver then squeezes as if they were about to take a massive dump, ultimately shooting cum out their ass like a rocketship exiting atmosphere.

damn, Sally's mud rocket stained my ceiling

by mustilini December 19, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021